• I have a problem whereby I become pleasant but very sarcastic, which gets me in more trouble than I would have been otherwise e.g.
    'Does your Dad know you've borrowed his van?'
    'Oh did I embarrass you in front of all of your mates?' (when one other person is sat in the car)
    or in the case of the other day when I offered angry man's companion a towel to dry him off after copping a face full of water from the bottle that was launched at me.
    etc...

    I think you're right @Skülly - it's not worth it. Better to stay alive and well and get to wherever you're going sans aneurysm.

  • 'Does your Dad know you've borrowed his van?'

    Damn that's gotta enrage the gammons pretty good. Will be using in the future haha.

  • I'm not advocating it! Christ!

  • Also for bad boys in beemers etc (especially those little abarth fiat 500s)
    "Does your little sister know you've borrowed her car?"

    Get's their tiny minds molten

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