I confess...

I've never ridden a century.

I bet they switch plates when you're not looking ;-)

I spat in that one - the game is rigged so i cant lose :-)

I might've done that too...

Do i need to re-think my home security?

I cook just so that I can do this. And not have to wash up.

The portion tweaking, not the spitting :)

That's why the baby Jesus invented dishwashers... I can cook and wash up now...

Our dishwasher broke and we barely lasted 24hrs without one. In fairness, I cook everything from scratch and we have 2 small children, but still. I'm not proud of my reliance on an appliance #unawarepoet

I cook everything from scratch and we have 2 small children, but still. I'm not proud of my reliance on an appliance

I cook most things from scratch, 1 small child, and I have like a gazillion other things to do. Dishwashers are the shit. No shame.

I am sure you use a washing machine, stove, bicycle etc etc. Not sure why you’d have shame about a dishwasher.

I'll let you know how long I last when one of those other things breaks down :-)

A friend of mine lived without a dishwasher for years. They had the deal that he did the cooking, she did the dishes. After a few years of this she was fed up and said fuck this, let's swap. Two days in and my mate gets a dishwasher...

Ha! I’m in the unfortunate position of doing both cooking and dish washing. It’s part of an unspoken deal my wife and I have where we basically each do stuff we’re ok at. Hence why I have only the vaguest involvement with matters financial. If any of that stuff was left down to me, we’d be out on the streets within weeks.

It’s part of an unspoken deal my wife and I have where we basically each do stuff we’re ok at.

Which of you is no good at talking about the important stuff?

Let’s change the subject

I think the original 1989 is better than Ryan Adam's reimagining of it.

I think Whiskeytown were way better than all his solo stuff...

Still have a very big soft spot for him...

I don't dance.
Probably could but I would feel a compete twonk if I did.
I just feel excruciatingly self-conscious.
Quite happy to dress in skin-tight lycra and ride on my own up a hill 3-deep in baying crowds though. Funny that.

Take ecstasy.

For realz, it'll permanently add +10 to your dance stats.

I was a non-dancer up until I went to uni. Then I think I just got bored of being hung up about it. Plus the ecstasy helped.

However many years later and I’m still proper shit at dancing, but I’m actually a dad now, so at least my dancing style is in sync with my life status.

Good dancers dance with their feet. Bad dancers dance with their hands.

It's confirmed, m' a bad dancer.