Owning your own home

The bad things about kids are;

1. the loss of habitat for wildlife
   
2. the use of fossil fuels to bring one up
   
3. the loss of soil to build the extension so there's room in the house
   
4. the non-biodegradability of the nappies and wetwipes used
   
5. the increased drainage required
   
6. the leaching of more humans into the environment
   
7. the terrifying potential for one more Liverpool fan
   
   

They're a fucking pox and should be banned. Only lazy, selfish cunts have one.