• Slowing down for a zebra crossing this morning. As i'm a couple of metres away and rolling to a stop I start to wobble to my right slightly. I hear a motorbike rev his engine right behind me, you know the drill when they are pissed or try to scare people who they believe are in their way. I know they've done it because i've moved to my right but there is no where to go and I'm ahead anyway.
    Crossing clears and he buzzes past me shaking his head to make sure I can see his disapproval.
    tl;dr
    Mildly annoyed by a mildly annoyed motorbikerist.

  • I had some cunt do that to me this morning but I was in the right of MY lane because I was passing a fucking parked van and he'd veered into my lane to rapidly pass a car on the inside.

    Stupid motard was lucky I didn't catch him up at the lights and 'rev' my flaccid penis back and forth across his visor while singing Queen's 'I Want to Break Free'.

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