• WPC Savage rang me mid-morning today to tell me our Sprollie had "fucked off". She'd parked outside the house and let the two dogs out of her car to run up to the house. The big dog turned left and ran off up the road and into the distance. Wopsie S and numerous others went searching for him to no avail. Sadly someone found him fit and well about a mile away and took him to a vet who rang us to collect him some three hours later. Once a stray always a stray in his case. The fucker's twelve years old and still can't do what we want.
    He's now dropping his guts every five minutes so I think he's been gorging on blackberries whilst living as a fugitive . Knobend.

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