Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Was hoping for tester to translate this one too.

^^not if it's as funny as that one

Closest transcription I can make is:-

КОНТаКТБІ НеДОСТУПНЫ. ЧТОЫ ПОЛУЧИТЬ ДОСТУП К КОНТаКТаМ, ВЫПОЛНИТе СПарИВаНИе С ТеЛеФОНОМ И ЗаГрУЗИТе ТеЛеФОННУЮ КНИГУ. ВИрТУаЛбНыЙ СЕКС бЛИЖе, чем ТЫ думаеШЬ.

Google translate does a half arsed job on that. I think the main bit is about "Contact(s) not available. To get contact pair with phone and download the phone book"

The punchline is along the lines of "Virtual Sex is easier than you think"

It might be much more nuanced and funnier with a proper translation.

Where does the anteater come in?

It's trying to lick a passport sticker off a pineapple.

It's a pangolin which is a sort of Italian lute.

Topical....

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-45282805

Ед-209?

У вас есть 20 секунд, чтобы выполнить.

6/10

Coldwar Steve has been on fire recently. It's worthing looking back through his posts.

And he even sold a print of one of his works of art for over £5k recently.

I don't get it.

70s pics with outdated celebrity/political figure memes 'shopped in?

My advice don’t click the eBay link

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I got tits too. Outraged.

Suggested for you based on browser history presumably

Well I did have to return that Karen McDougal poster....

I got boobies too. Quite happy though.

So alone...

Can some one appropriately meme it...
Edit. I make no apologies

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I apologise

I hate eBay algorithm. No one who clicks on an eBay link from elsewhere wants a similar item. If we wanted similar items, we would go straight to eBay and search for it ourselves rather than clicking on links.

Worst of all is when you click something in your watch list that has been relisted. Sometimes it redirects you to the relisted item, but most of the time it redirects you to some random shite instead of the original item and you have to click about 4 things to get to the relisted thing.

Cretins!

Rep

nice

Unfortunately it's been vandalised, but still made me chuckle

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He said what!?

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/9axz02/childrens_tv_has_certainly_changed_since_when_i/