Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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At a local soviet meeting, chairman Nicolai Borisovich spoke at length about how the revolution was both inevitable and desirable in Imperial Russia because the people worked in the fields only to benefit absentee borgeois landlords. When he had finished, Anton Pavlovich stood up to ask a question.
"Comrade Borisivich" he began "you have well explained why an agrarian society is ripe for Communism, but I wonder whether it would be possible to institute Communism in a nation such as the Netherlands, which already has a highly developed industrial economy?"
"Comrade Pavlovich", replied the chairman, "of course it would be possible, but what have the Dutch ever done to you?"