Ways not to lock your bike

Looks like a single-digit mileage bike. So sad :-(

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Ways not to lock your tree

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Wtf

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Not great stands but...

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A makeshift lock someone cooked up

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One explains the other, maybe?

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Just sling the lock over the saddle, that should be a good deterrent

This is genius

double whammy

Umm

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I'm a very lucky bike owner / idiot.

Was about 5 mins as I grabbed some lunch.

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Hmmm

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That’s not too bad as long as it locks the stay. Close enough to the Sheldon method.

It’s not it’s just through the spokes.

Lovely Klein Quantum Race, secured by a couple of spokes. Really tempted to leave a note on this one, but of course don't want to draw other's attention to it.

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Is the frame locked to the mounting point front right using an D-lock or at my eyes not focusing at this time of the morning?

Nope, you're totally correct. False alarm.

Welllllll, the cable lock does turn it into a Sheldon method, albeit with the durability of a krypto cable rather than a d shackle.

Shit, sub-optimal way of locking your bike made all the more remarkable given the security tooling at your disposal = a way not to lock your bike

Good idea that bright green lock though. Means no one will try to pull it out on spec.

Shit, sub-optimal way of locking your bike made all the more remarkable given the security tooling at your disposal = a way not to lock your bike

Agreed!

Couple of amazing examples from the same row this morning

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epic stupidity. I saw two bikes chained to each other around a low level cast iron post the other day, you could have just lifted them over it...

Not sure on the camo technique

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