I hate

I thought you had an irrational loathing of them. Is it someone else?

I think it used to be you.

Something else perhaps?

I have an irrational hatred for all things that are baby blue fixies... perhaps you got that confused with cucumbers? :D

actually your right. I shouldn't group tap water with the dong of the devil.

actually your right

would you mind endorsing me on linkedin?

I know a few people who hate cucumber. I honestly don’t get it - it barely tastes of anything. It’s like hating War On Drugs: what’s the point?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNycdfFEgBc

Pictured above @Hamham

War On Drugs: what’s the point?

The band or the campaign ?

Both. Imagine listening to them not on drugs!

Apparently cats are also scared of pretty much any object that someone placed unexpectedly right behind them. Not sure why cucumbers in particular got YouTube traction.

I hate people that stop you being able to play youtube videos when linked to a forum.

I love a cucumber. In fact, I'm loving one right now.

Show off

My eight year old is desperately trying to get a video of our cat jumping when he sees a cucumber. He usually casually turns around and gives it a sniff.

I like cucumbers, but they have a habit of producing cucumber flavoured burps for hours afterwards, which annoys the hell out of me for some reason.

Especially bad when you join in waiting only to find out later that no one had pushed the button.

Alternatively, if you spot someone waiting and the light isn’t on, so you sigh loudly and press it in an exaggerated fashion only to find the lights broken and they probably did press it after all.

I remember when thinly sliced cucumber and a very tiny dab of salad cream sandwiches were a staple in our household when my (single parent) mum was out of work. better than eating plain white bread.

I love a thick slice of peeled cucumber in a homemade mojito.. yep, I’m a weirdo

However, Mango Coke Zero from Coca Cola, is utterly disgusting, being peddled / promoted in Durham market square this week, by hapless students..

Exactly!!

Tried this a few weeks ago and couldn't even get a third of the way through the bottle before giving up and pouring it down the sink. I hardly ever buy soft drinks but do like a nice cold Coke once in a blue moon, but that flavour was totally vile.

To the ditigal designers of the backdrop for BBC Westminster studio..

The traffic is moving at a steady / constant 30mph westbound across Westminster Bridge, same white boat appears under said bridge every few minutes, also Elizabeth tower is not covered in scaffolding.

As a tv license payer I expect these inaccuracies to be well, less obvious and corrected, because London ain’t like that..

grrr..

Every time I travel on public transport someone brings a screaming child into my quiet zone. My quiet zone has a radius of at least 20 metres.

I suggest private transport

Currently travelling to Selhurst via Clapham junction to buy a car. The return journey should be private.