Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

People. Y'know. People people.

Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-laborers’ hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally; as much as to say, – Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill-humor or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness.

Love this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZ6K_VIvXW8

Best this thread has seen in a while!

Is there a part we should skip to?

6:56

Perfect. Thank you.

I never believed this actually happened until now.. but I've just sprayed coffee all over my laptop

Did no one spot the passport sticker then?

I saw quite a lot of gammon, but no pineapple to accompany it

#rep

OK, it's not a meme, but ...

Christ

Deffo @greenhell...

#greedy

Now I understand why it’s so cheeky to have a Nandos

The signs are all there.

#racistchicken.

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My son

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Your son is a doge?

I wish

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Gold