Football

Spurs likely to have a 2 trophy deduction for not having their stadium ready on time.

He’s a professional athlete - I’m not.

Been on the wane since he was 23. Talented as a kid but he has never really looked after himself.

Sigh

£20 please

Mo Salah grassed up by Liverpool for driving while on the phone.

Will be looking for a transfer to somewhere with more lenient driving laws. Spain?

salah looks like he'll be picking up three points
which is more than can be said about arsenal

Or Chelsea, seemed to work for John Terry...

Grooming of suspected younger posters, yearning for former racist contributors... never happens in the watches thread.

So you don’t get wind-ups on the watches thread?

Very good

They get a ticking off?

#bantz

I had a dream last night where nameless league 2 team were short a CB and I somehow got asked to play. I was all excited until I got to the changing room and started to explain that I hadn't played that much 11 aside since my teens and that I'm not really very comfortable on the ball. Lucky I woke up before I made my debut...I was feeling a little stressed by that point.

I was feeling a little stressed by that point.

Might have been some damp sheets.

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I had a dream last night where nameless league 2 team were short a CB and I somehow got asked to play. I was all excited until I got to the changing room and started to explain that I hadn't played that much 11 aside since my teens and that I'm not really very comfortable on the ball. Lucky I woke up before I made my debut...I was feeling a little stressed by that point.

Back in the early 1980s when I was of an age with most of the team and Chelsea were not doing so well, I had a recurring dream that I was suddenly asked to go into goal before a match. Despite the excitement, I kept a clean sheet.

Nowadays my anxiety dream revolves around me having to resit my Greek 'O' level or my degree. Not nearly as mush fun.

I kept a clean sheet.

...unlike Spurs / Arsenal / Liverpool (delete as applicable) fans...Amirite?

Loving the fact that Eric Dier is starting the “ no one believed in us, because of our lack of transfers” motivational tool early doors.

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/soccer-transfers/story/3595692/tottenham-hotspur-will-shut-up-transfer-window-critics-eric-dier?src=com

Love the fact spurs are having to roll out that bollocks already.

As any fule kno?

Pochettino will have the boards full support by the end of the month...

Eriksen to PSG...

Kane to arsenal.

Taps nose.

been there, done that, worn the tshirt

worn the tshirt

At least you honour your bets :)