Football

Some (rather obvious) Premier League predictions

• Chelsea to be really shit and boring to watch. Having three class holding midfielders but no decent striker doesn't scream entertainment
  
• Spurs to push Liverpool and City quite close. No signings but no players leaving is a big plus for them
  
• Mourinho won't last the season
  
• Wolves will be bang average
  
• Guardiola to throw his toys out of the pram when three City players get injured against Cardiff
  
• Richardson will continue the tradition of expensive flops at Everton
  
• Struggle street for Newcastle. Benitez to go and get the job he deserves