Cyclist: Are you shaking your head at me? Just because you're on a motorbike or in a car [muffled nonsense]
Me: Yes I am. It's not because you're a cyclist, it's because you just cycled the wrong way up a one-way street, across a red pedestrian crossing and right into my path as I was leaning over for a corner, without looking; you total cunt
Last night...
Cyclist: Are you shaking your head at me? Just because you're on a motorbike or in a car [muffled nonsense]
Me: Yes I am. It's not because you're a cyclist, it's because you just cycled the wrong way up a one-way street, across a red pedestrian crossing and right into my path as I was leaning over for a corner, without looking; you total cunt
sigh