Flat Earthers and what to do with them

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Is that an unreleased Fall track?

I'll leave this here: https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/spacex-falcon-heavy-rocket-conspiracy-theorists-flat-earth-society-blast-elon-musks-astonishing-a3761471.html

It’s actually ‘flat eater’. It’s a diet similar to beeing freegan etc.

I read ‘beegan’ for a second there, which I assume is eating nothing but honey

I’m beefgan by the way.

George Osborne is the editor of the Standard and uses stories such as this in an attempt to discredit Theresa May and other Brexiteers.

Please tell us more, WC?

If flat earthers were round earthers

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Speak for yourself, my feet are like the ones at the bottom and the Earth is therefore most definitely flat.

Hmm...

Sorry but you are all just looking at it wrong, high heels are difficult to walk in as the smaller size most have doesn't fit the earths shape well, if you can get the larger size it fits the earths shape perfectly like so.

Oh snap

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The only thing Flat Earthers fear is sphere itself...

I had no idea he was the editor... considering I work for the paper and see him around the building from time to time ;)

Aflat the building, there is no round...

NASA is fake sheeple.

I can't decide if they just don't believe NASA exists or if their science and output is fake...

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Guys... this is the thing the Globebusters panel at Flat Earth Confernce just ended it. It got literal gasps from the audience. pic.twitter.com/52WY5v9UuO

— Mack Lamoureux (@MackLamoureux) August 9, 2018

“If you flip it, mirror it, rotate it 86 degrees, run it through a neural network, draw a golden section spiral over it, draw in it in ms paint.....”

:)

Amazing!

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They still think pluto is a planet too?

I like that this looks just like one of the Jurassic Park jeeps, when they look very much like the kind of folks who don't believe in dinosaurs.

That drawing is just wrong. Why do people so often assume the Flat Earth is square? It's definitely round, like the other flat planets shown in the picture.

Then why is my atlas square/rectangular?

Reason will prevail

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