Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

the rear tubes are not bent the same way

Why should they be the same when they are doing different jobs?

Despite it being utterly hideous I guess it rides well, I'd try it on some gravel and light trails.

Its like someone was asked to draw a bike blindfolded

I think more thought has gone into the chainstays than is perhaps obvious. I think it's supposed to match the lines of the fork, which (AFAIR) he always intended to use for the build, which gives it a weird sort of symmetry. And it's clever that the chain doesn't need to be broken to be removed, and dropping the wheel out is going to be really easy, and it gives clearance for fat tyres, and it can take a belt-drive (which pairs nicely with the Pinion-capable BB thing), etc.

PS you guys should see the bars if you haven't already

I'm a fan, though things I would change.

People who have issues with Petor's bikes are probably the most boring uncle dad fixie lords around