• Been a gobby twat: screamed 'Look' at a lady who pulled out of a T-junction into my path without looking right at all.

    Was approaching a right hand turn fast into a one-way street when a chap on a mountain bike decided to exit it the wrong way and put himself in the apex where I was about to be at speed. Had to brake to go around him shouting 'get the fuck out the way' and pointing out it was one-way.

    Then got over taken just before a zebra-crossing and a roundabout this morning, and the car had to stop at the zebra-crossing. The driver decided she didn't want me filtering past her so aggressively moved to squeeze my space and block me. I followed her around the roundabout and got the satisfaction of overtaking her when she got stopped at another zebra when she got a 'you fucking prick' through the open window and I was able to sit in front of her in the lane until the next roundabout where I disappeared into Queen's Square.

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