Tour De France 2018

ES.

It's dire.

Genuinely scary fast. When you're going that fast, it's so fast it's actually scary to brake.

ES open mic night

I'm settling for my own internal monologue.

Zakarin should maybe stop descending on his hoods

For real

I'm also watching on mute. Not a fan of Sean kelly's punditry either

And sit up to scrub speed before hitting the brakes.

I hate that, feel I don't have enough leverage on the levers, but then I have to incredibly carefully put one hand at a time into the drops. Oh but its such a relief when they are down there.

Half an hour back to Sagan. That because he's not descending yet?

Christ, roglic descending in time trial pose

They're not going to catch him are they!

The picture has gone to shit on my phone, so I have a new fun game to play 'guess the blob'

He wants that time bonus

No time bonuses now.

Awesome win for Rogla.

Thomas to get second, and Froome to get avoid Dumoulin getting bonus points?

Froome doms at 0% benefit

Rogl tov!

G pulls a trackie.

Roggers just squirted everyone behind him with the bidon. The guy looked genuinely shocked.

Love that Thomas srpinted for second. What a ride from Roglic, man-crush time

His friends call him P.

Lotto were ace today. Fair play. One or two good additions to their team and they can really challenge Sky next year.

I really thought geraint was going to deck it bridesmaid again !!!!!!!

Kirby as Thomas crossed the line - "The Prince of Wales may well be the King of France".
He's become more Alan Partridge than Alan Partridge. I'm out, cya Eurosport.