• Nearly forgot about a confrontation yesterday with a middle aged man near Epsom. Drives up by the side of my group and starts yelling about how we should be riding single file, whilst progressively pushing us over to the curb and then blocking us behind a parked car. He kept banging on about how the law states we shouldn't be riding two abreast, I told him emphatically that he was wrong and then closed my comments with "Why's your car two abreast you fucktard"?

  • Did you get their plates?

    Best thing to do, I reckon, unless you're arguing a specific point is read out their number plate really load back to them. Most people get the hint and fuck off.
    The rest I ram my fist through their skull and use their brains as chain lube, allegedly.

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