Tour De France 2018

Bernal is something else. Looks so easy.

The lead moto cameraman is making some pretty weird noises

Looks like even Kruiswijk told him to calm down as he closed back too him.

Quintana caught up with Valverde, looking good for the win?

Edit: Valverde dropped almost straight away nvm

Where did Poels come back from?!

A porta-loo

Fuck me. Can't keep up with this thread, one day it's gammonesque francophobia the next you're all salivating over the sweaty stains on Alaphillipe's bibs. Make your minds up...

SRS tho.

I NEED UPDATES

How much time can Quintana get back in 8km? Surely Landa wants to put the hurt on Thomas

If anyone was spitting on my riders I'd be out there personally twatting them with a full-size fuckable Real Life Doll of Donald Trump. But it would be on the understanding that not all the shitheads were French, of course...

There's some guys climbing a hill. I think the black and white ones are winning.

Quintana is currently with Majka at the head of the race. 1minute to GC group

They're both out of it on GC really. Quintana going for stage win, a landa attack would just help bring him back.

They’ve got an additional 2m advantage against Quintana due to the upcoming time trial, so Quintana will need to win by a margin of like 5 minutes to have any shot at the GC

le tour tracker is pish

Where are Roglic and Froome?

In the yellow group...

Quintana just launched. Off on his own now.

I thought I just saw a chap walk slowly at the GC group and casually spit at Froome about 5 minutes ago...

Majka dropped

Plucky Dan Martin on track to snatch heartbreak from the jaws of victory.

Is that an Australian cultural thing?

Fuck. They sent the wrong rider up the road. Landa you useless, disappointing cunt.

Ohhhh sick burn

Sittting behind G and Windmills I believe

Ahhh they’re back in. Did that happen in an ad break?