Tour De France 2018

What's the start time - thought it was 1:15, clearly isn't?

Local

I work for big corp, should I really be doing that to the work vpn?

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In to their boxes they go

Local

By which he means French time. 2.15pm in the UK.

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I'll take that as a joke then.

Any other ITV viewers becoming infuriated by Harvester's attempt to force their own 'cheeky nandos'? (something else I despise as it goes)

So how long has it been since this many people were this interested in the start of a TdF stage?

riders ready
pedals ready
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Probably for the best. Unable to connect your phone to the wifi and stream on ITV hub or Eurosport player?

Oh. They're quite close together, huh,

Waiting for a full spinny polo start from the front line.

Do le coq sportif even sell cycling kit? Why are they the kit sponsor?

Pointless.

500m in and it'll be the same as ever

bernal with thomas within 30 seconds

That start was anticlimactic

Well that was crap.

the best part of the start is that demare is already dropped

Sky train back together in 30 seconds more...

Well that was shit

sponsors sponsoring the start line got their money's worth

Sean just said they've pushed out the time limit but didn't explain further

Almost as disappointing as waiting for a Star Wars film.