• Guy emails and says what’s the lowest I’ll take.

    These are code words for "I'm just calling to check if you are a mug or not. Are you a mug?"

    Best to ignore any potential buyer who opens things up this way.

  • Or opens up by asking if there's not some imaginary fault... "is the wheel actually folded in half? I can't see in the pic. Would you take 20pence and a disinterested gobble from my cousin?"

  • a disinterested gobble from my cousin?

    Uninterested, surely? Unless the cousin's impartiality somehow affects the gobbling quality.

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