1: Piss throwers
2: The French (!!!!)
3: Le Tour
4: The UCI
5: Belgians (!!?)
6: Swarthy foreign types
7: People that don't like us
8: The MPC
9: The need to keep medical records
10: DHL accidentally delivering Testosterone to BC headquarters
11: Greek Laptop thieves (see number 6)
12: The spirit of the rules
13: French mayors
14: Unpasteurised cheeses
15: Trade surplus of incredulity
16: Trade deficit of credibility
17: Cold hearted bastards not cheering us on
18: French Canadians
19: French Polynesians
20: Francophones
21: Everyone else
22: Jon Tiernan-Locke