• Nah, all these trips to Switzerland for 'cycling' are just a cover for a mountain hollowing out project for his Bond villain-style lair.

  • Busted. Time to escape to my lair, round up the henchmen, and explain my plan for world domination to my cat. Mwahahahaha!!!

    Actually, I did once go to a fancy dress party as Ernst Stavro Blofeld. It was a Bond-themed party, so all the blokes just put on DJs and went as Bond, and all the ladies just wore flouncy dresses and chose their favourite Bond girl. Except I went as Blofeld (cream Nehru suit, bald wig, SPECTRE ring), and @Cycliste went as the cat.

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