I haven't been up an alp before, the smug is attempting to cover up how much i'm bricking it.
I vouch that my route is true and clean officer, no funny business, all parcours and checkpoints correct and accounted for....
You've done a good job then. Damn. I feel obliged to take a massive detour just to lose some elevation now and give the dot watchers another boner - they love it when you do dumb shit.
I haven't been up an alp before, the smug is attempting to cover up how much i'm bricking it.
I vouch that my route is true and clean officer, no funny business, all parcours and checkpoints correct and accounted for....