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Get a child-like doll and fill it with entrails from a dead animal (plenty of foxes around that fit the bill nicely). Throw it through their window, screaming, "think of the children!!".
Wait, you're in a car? That's even better. You've never seen windows go up or people dive for side streets as quick as when they beeps and you slam on the handbrake, throw off your belt, fling the door open and start walking back to the car behind. Tyre iron optional, depends how crazed you normally look.
hippy
Indeed. The folks live out in Zone 5 and there's a bunch of roads around the area with lots of primary schools that have 20mph limits. Woe betide you if you actually drive at 20mph however, you'll be tailgated, honked at, flashed and extremely aggressively overtaken by every single other driver on the road.