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Speaking from exactly zero experience, as a new dad pro cyclist you probably have done next to no proper parenting with your only, sub-one year old child because your partner is doing some heavy fucking lifting. Cavendish is not a new dad any more. And he knows he is mortal.
And he has nice house in Tuscany. And pays fuck all tax cos Isle of Man. And has a WC jersey and green jerseys etc. etc. And Merckx was a doper who liked a TT win :)