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My husband was a cleaner at Newcastle General. One day, the industrial macerator in the gynae ward - the one that eats all the used bedpan liners - backed up and overflowed. The torrent of shit filled papier mache flooded the ward an inch deep and also dripped through into the gynae operating theater below.
Guess which lucky cleaner got to tackle that mess?
Ha, the one at my old work exploded, thank fuck I had the week off.