Pro-cycling thread

My resting HR is jokes high. Like 76. And I'm pretty fit (or was) and skinny.

EDIT: miscounted - I guess it was 66. Still high.

When you can eat 8 gels in 2 hours without shitting yourself.

Not strictly necessary if he's willing to have a shit on live TV on the side of the road.

just get some custom bibs made with a funnel and a small length of hose pipe sticking out the back. Would stop even Valverde from wheelsucking you...

So have I. Does that mean your heart is as fat as mine?

I woke up this morning and my HR was 110! hahaha ALL THE BEERS!

My max is 169 and resting if 45, I have to drink coffe all day just to not get dizzy, so fuck knows how he doesn’t black out when watching the telly

Saddle with cutout?
You would have to put a crudcatcher upside down to direct the stream of shit at whoever is drafting you.

Poor Quintana...

Just beers aye? Cheeky wee toot of the council? Wee dab at the Mandy? Wee munch of the midget's gems? Nudgenudgewinkwink...

You could just direct it up your back into a custom shaped colostomy bag for maximum aeros?

Resting heart rate after a night on the piss is frightening. Mine leaps from 44ish to 70.

That before the realisation of what you got up to?

Yep, just beers. It's normally elevated but this morning was super high. Maybe due to the heat? Or perhaps my body is still working hard post-TABR and loading it with IPA just made it go "you dickhead..."

yeah your metabolism will be running full beans so all that nice sugar and carbs will be fueling the fart furnace.

Love the gas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ann7vpyifFM

Do we have a luhfugss Velogames league running?

Road cc love blog has the twitter videos of the presentation stuff. Loads of people booing sky. Pretty shitty behaviour.

You not allowed to boo anymore?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKu0TVlumcc

Geraint said after that the boo's don't bother them, they just don't want anything to happen on the road.

I think the boos are only the start. There could be tragedy, with the rampant hatred being spouted online and in print, if they aren’t careful.

I know they work with sports psychologists, but I can't imagine that it doesn't bother them at all.

I think they’re more worried about being punched or having piss thrown on them.

Again.