Tour De France 2018

"Legal claim by ASO on velogames. Dafuq."

Absolute dickshitters!!

I just tried to log in. Was sooo looking forward to a brew this morning and an hour or two picking my team.

Have the ASO actually done this?

Contact ASO. Enough bad press and they might fuckoffski

I did my team last night and tried to log in this morning to confirm the awesomeness of my selection. I was certain the muffins would be mine this year.

They will feel the wrath of my severely worded tweet.

After Froome's solo echapée in the Giro, I am in the odd position of finding myself feeling like supporting him. This has never happened to me before at the outset of a GT.

Go dawg. Maybe.

I feel dirty.

I think I'm going for whichever Yates is the fast one...

Stupid Tour.

Bardet and Dumoulin look decent value there.

Are they seriously saying that if Froome crashed out that Porte would be the favourite?

Porte

The bookies think he's French.

fastest over one week or three?

How long is the race?

You then have your answer.

I don't think the twins even know the answer to that one! or do they race a day each and fool everyone. which would be amazing.

I'm hoping for a non french podium in Paris then watch the booing turn into crying.

Like there's any chance of a French podium. Does France even enter any riders in this Tour of France thing? I've never seen any...

Bardet e/w is a good bet.

Voeckler will get shunted up to third once Cadel gets retrospectively pinged for 2011.

Can't get busted if you don't cheat.

Cadel4lyf

Are Sky going to wear this at the Tour?

If they do, they deserve to be booed. Good cause, abysmal jersey.

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It would be better if the designer had included the orca's head.

Poor design but good cause.

I've had half a glass of wine*

I think 8 man teams has made it easier for Sky not harder.
AG2R were the dogs biscuits last year... but
Bardet lost over 2mins in approx 22km in last years penultimate TT stage. So he can't win in '18.
Other Yates will blow the race apart... but
His DNA is EXACTLY Giro Yates's DNA. So he will capitulate in Week 3.
Cavendish is listed as a domestique on Road CC fantasy team. WTF.
Cav will win a stage.
Barguil will finish nowhere.
Sagan will do something cool.
Movistar will be all over the shop.
Mitchelton Scott's team is cack in comparison to Giro team. No fair.
I like Roglic and Kruijswick I hope they do something.

*3.99 Sangria from Aldi is the absolute business

Cavendish’s bbc stage write up is quite a good read, from a sprinter’s perspective.
Obviously ignoring the winner picks.

going to be easier to spot in the peloton though

Sky are always easy to spot - they are at the front.

I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT PETER SAGAN'S FUCK OFF GOLD AND DIAMOND CRUCIFIX CHAIN

$20 fake

cig airbrushed out of that picture as well