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  • DIY hates all amateurs. Don't feel bad, every lock I've ever touched has also not gone according to plan and subsequently bodged.

  • Our front door lock now has elastic bands in the middle of it

    Otherwise, how the fuck else are you supposed to put the lock back onto the door?

  • My front door lock is so good that it sometimes automatically opens when an amazon delivery driver knocks on the door. Very handy.

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