This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Nearly a full house in cunt on the road bingo
Van bibbing and sitting on my rear wheel to get 6 feet further forward into the traffic jam...check
Policeman hanging out the window shouting get out of the way when i am a foot from the curb and both lanes are clear for him to pass
Punishment pass by a motorbike as i am filtering down the outside of non moving traffic, only for me to have to go around him 10 metres down the road
Then in the bike lane over southwark bridge I slowed down as i am coming down the hill to the (red) traffic lights and some wobbly tit on a brompton squeezes through the tiniest gap to get to the red lights first. Plus he didnt hear me calling him out because he had noise cancelling headphones on!

This is why people need cameras.

Skitched the open window of an ice cream van, received free ice cream on the move

No THIS is why people need cameras!