I hate

This is called jeans and sheux. There's a twitter account dedicated to it. The wearer will often be seen ordering Peroni on draught.

everyday is a learning day.

+1 rep.

Sounds like my eldest stepson. Loafers and no socks can fooking do one as well. In fact all the latest youth trends.

Looks in mirror
Floral shirt, check
Jeans, check
Loafers, nope espadrilles

Near miss

pastel sweater tied around shoulders?

Love that account.

I thought centrist Dad was more cardigans and flat whites.

Not tied, never tied

^^ no you're right. i'm crossing the streams a bit there.

#Menswe@r

Leather shoes and no socks is all sorts of wrong

What about one cuff rolled over the other?

Herrgude after seeing that Twitter I'm glad the Manfriend has no loafers and wears Adidas under his jeans.

Me???
Bootcuts yes
Loafers yes
Flower print shirt nope

"unpack" when not referring to emptying the contents of a suitcase or some other type of luggagey thing... 🤔😒🔫

"I just went into survival mode"
Edit: Cunts!

People who put up World Cup wallcharts in the office, but then don't fill the results in!

We have one of these in the kitchen, and another one was put up right next to my desk.

Sadly it had to go, as it got ripped off by the wind. I'm sitting next to a window you see. Dangerously strong winds.

Someone put one on the wall behind my desk too such that I'm the only one who can reach it. Bollocks to me filling the bastard in every few hours.

I watched the lady at the other end of the office struggle to put one on the all above her desk.
I helpfully wandered down and told her it was wonky.
Then went back to my desk.

This sort of thing. I don't need toilets on public transport to be amusing, I need them to leave me to shamefully fill them with my waste in peace.

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given the articles i've read about what ends up in railway lost and found departments that may not be an inaccurate list.

Disgusting but hilarious! :-D

Funny it doesn't mention piss, which every train toilet I've been in ever, has been thoroughly sprayed with, everywhere, apart from in the fucking toilet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3reAaVYkSE

Haha, never heard the expression bangers and mash in that context before, classic. I'm going to use that from now on :)