Helmet research - help pretty please!

At work some years ago (2011) in Berlin we had a brunch which featured a dish of raw pork ground with onions and pepper. It was spread on bread and they called it "Mett". I tried it and it was actually pretty good.

6 hours later I was in a hospital due to a brain hemorrhage and my life forever changed. I know enough to know that it wasn't the Mett that messed my brain up but it is not like I am ever going to try it again.

What do you know about MET Helmets?


They are made out of raw pork

Do you like the brand?

no

If so why? Or why not?

they are bad luck for brain tumors

What makes you choose one helmet over another?

Whether or not the pork is cooked

Which is your favourite helmet brand if you have one? And why?

I am a spam man, mostly because I spent summers with my grandparents in Hawaii