Rapha, nice but a bit pricey?

stubble from shaved legs/genitalia/arse?

Giant dong.

Giant dong.

You called?

No. Nothing like that. No idea what it is.

That’s what they always say...

Likely to be your saddle? Is it a Brooks Cambian by any chance?

No. Regulare fizik

which shorts are they?

The zip on my transfer jacket is well and truly kaput. I tried and don't like the new style 'lightweight' one, any suggestions for something similar or, anyone got an old style one in medium that doesn't float their boat?

pro team lightweight long bib

Worth posting a pic of your saddle, tbh

I'm wanting to replace my Rapha touring shorts. I'm guessing the like for like replacement is now the technical shorts.

Whats the sizing like on the technical shorts ? my touring shorts (few years old) seam like a true to size 34 waist, nice smug fit. I have some touring shorts in a 34 which are massively over sized and therefore never get worn.

nice smug fit.

Pure rapha.

Can you not send it back for a free repair or take it to a tailors and get a new zip fitted?

Rapha don’t repair zip.

Arcteryx atom.

nice smug fit.

Pure rapha.

Slight freudian slip there

I've got a spare you can have

Cheers for the offer, pm coming your way...

Yeah no zip repairs and it's taped and sealed so don't think it'll be possible otherwise.

Pity as it's a great jacket, and wasn't too pricey...

Try a local outdoor dealer. They might be able to repair it

whats a better line?

'Fear the routine' or 'Riding is the answer' @Arvy. ?

Is this the moment to make a ludwig/garmin joke and suggest 'fear the routing'?
(are ludwig/garmin jokes even relevant any more? I'm so out of touch)

I'm so out of touch

this