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HousecatHST
@spiderpie
Had a bit of a mental one last night - not in UK so no Roadsafe. On my way home I get the closest possible pass by some yuppie cunt in an Audi. I catch him up at the next lights, give him some mouth and position myself in front on his nearside to wait for the light.
I feel a tap on my back wheel - look around and he's rolled a couple of feet and my tyre is caught on his number plate. I unwedge my bike and tell him that I'm calling the cops. He starts to try to maneuver out but is boxed in by traffic in the other lane and me still in front of him, so he decides to take the soft target and keep rolling into me until I decide my legs aren't worth the fight. Jumps a red and off he goes.
The police said they would "have a word with him". Yeah, right.