Epic fail

Pwilliam and Pharry works.

you fools, their full names are Prince William and Prince Harry which start with a P.

I was going to suggest Pilliam and Parry, but I don't want an otter named after me

Pills and Pazza

Prick 1 and prick 2, I know these kids, they're fucking awful.

You're just upset they're hypoallergenic.

That's puppies, you massive racist.

Tracey Ullman.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_f­bid=10155316482550964&substory_index=0&i­d=620000963

Former (me) calls out sexist, Greek barbers, gets called a racist. Logic at its best.

Aye. Unfunny person fails here, heads to the U.S. to complain about how snobby the Brits are, makes the most plastic and boring comedy shows ever from which the only laugh to emerge was the Simpsons. Arrives back here to show precisely what we weren't missing.

I knew her when we both lived in Burnham as 16 year olds. The only thing I remember about her was discussing shagging on a moped pillion seat. I don't remember it being an offer more a comment on comfort.

Off-duty FBI agent doing backflip in a bar shoots man in the leg

Had come to post the same!

that's pretty impressive, i imagine it's quite hard to aim while spinning in the air.

Even worse, it happened when he picked the gun up from the floor

so like the spin around the broom game? doubly impressive.

This guy doing the case for veganism no favours

https://www.facebook.com/garytvcom/videos/1690268221028419/

Because vegans never use knives and forks

I suppose you use a garden fork to harvest potatoes, but that's not really what he's saying. Seems a pretty measured argument.

I respect Vegans for making a choice. Arguing that nobody should eat animals because it's biologically wrong is both demonstrably false and makes him sound like those christians who say if God had intended us to fly he would have given us wings

Not really though, is it? More a reply to the usual "If we weren't supposed to eat meat, why do we have canines?" And its not like meat products aren't pushed at people from birth and advertised at them until old age. Telling people your reasons and giving them another option is hardly evangelism. He's not that bad, covering people in blood etc. and you've got a point

He undermines his argument with the hands-only pig mauling gimmick.

I'd be more convinced if he said: "Biologically we are able to make tools, to kill animals and to digest them. Fine. But we can just as easily use these these tools to avoid this killing, feed more people overall using plants, stop fuelling a climate disaster, and still enjoy ourselves in the process."

It's taken a bit far, but you can guarantee it's because he's been told a million times that humans are definitely supposed to eat meat and evolved to do so and is a counter point to that. I'm not saying he's some infallible super vegan spokesperson, but epic fail he is not.
#stilleatsloadsofcheese

The 'out of sight out of mind' point applies to many other things .

We have evolved to use tools instead of teeth and collaboratively built tools at that. The argument is stupid at best.

https://www.livescience.com/9761-10-animals-tools.html