Colin furze makes literally the world's stupidest bicycle

Posted on Sun 3rd, June 2018

• #1

Tea_Bee

A weight-weenie's worst nightmare, as a perfectly decent high street hybrid becomes a freakish mutant creature, made using springs instead of tubing.

(Posted for its comedy value only).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N39uwTykTQk
• #2

Madhias

Not really laterally stiff and vertically compliant. Anti bunny hop function =) I did not know about this Gyro Gearloose.
• #3

Drano in reply to @Tea_Bee

Cool concept, but why do youtubers feel the need to put on the shouty comedy persona? It's so grating I closed the tab in under a minute.
• #4

Oliver Schick in reply to @Tea_Bee

Welcome back!
• #5

r_mash in reply to @Drano

that and the tie gimmick.

groan.
• #6

Tea_Bee

Hey Ollie. I've ben out of cycling for a while - I screwed my back and cycling was making it worse, so I had to knock it on the head completely for more than a couple of years.

But I'm BACK! With a new set of TwinRails on order for my trusty Charge, I'll be back on a fixie by next week!! :-)
• #7

Tea_Bee

Although I will NOT be making one of these stupid things as my next build project.

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