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hippy
No, honestly Hippy. You're being too tolerant.
I'm a flagrant, unrepentant arsehole and I've brought this place down to my level long enough. Slap me with the full force of your disciplinary utensils and be rid of my a-topical posts of expensive aerodynamic military hardware. Send me to that urine saturated, broken locked bicycle shed in the virtual sky with the rest of the damaged and deliterous cunts where I belong... GA2G, Lucas, Saarf, Lynchman... I will be with you soon. I can see the yellow tinged crepiscular light of that final goatse, blue waffles and earthworm jims flashing before my eyes. I am coming. I am returning home, in that cyber valhalla where nobody likes anyone else and endless lists, compulsive boasting about overly anal knowledge of colnagos, interminable posts about vintage IT equipment that have no relation to anything anyone else gives a fuck about and fecal themed misanthropy is king.
Adieu. The modem has been reset. The tyre logos have been aligned. Carlton Kirby's dulcet inanities are washing over me, shutting down that last functional molecule in my brain. Cadel's chin is on the horizon, a strange Ayers rock of lufguss folklore upon which every banned user handle is carved, a plethora of tweed wearing cunts riding around on foffa hi-pros and talking about tractors.