Football

Is the open top bus parade still going ahead tomorrow for the Points Per Net Spend Trophy?

Wouldn’t expect anything else.

It's happening the the day after the Spuds' 'most-points-since-Christmas' parade... #douevensilverwarebro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hI1nPd7hezM

Monumental bedwetting... There'll be a river Mersey of tears flowing through the streets of Kiev tonight, overexcited fools... Like bloody children...

That's Klopp's sixth cup final. Still to win one.

Next season, Andy...

Bottled it.

Bottled it?
Outgunned I think.
Lost their key player to injury then nothing to help.
Real bring in £98 million Gareth Bale who puts himself inthe shop window.

And a keeper who couldn't catch a cold.

Is that about right?

Also, Sergio Ramos. The pantomime villan's pantomime villan.

Hey real were there for the taking.
Liverpool had an amazing opportunity to win the big cup and they bottled it!
Am I doing it right?
Because current football fan thinking is, it was a conspiracy against you, you bottled it, or it was a glorious victory. There’s no other way of describing it, is there..
It was Liverpool’s to win and they bottled it!

Karius is Bruce Grobbelaar AIKMFP.

No. Grobbelaar used to fix matches. Don’t think that Karius has that much control.

So. Last two seasons.

Klopp. Nothing
Mourinho. League Cup and Europa
Wenger. FA Cup
Guardiola. League Cup and League
Pochino. Nothing
Conte. League and FA Cup

So Conte is the most successful of all six. Cheerio Antonio.

The business with Costa (and now, seemingly, with David Luiz) has really soured my view of him, I love him but his petulance isn't a good look... He's turned players against him by ostracizing Costa, very poor man management IMHO... Would love him to stay but he'd have to ship out half the squad and regroup if he wanted to step up and compete in the CL after next season...

Looks like Sarri is in, not convinced by what I've seen of him, super fun times on the Chelsea rollercoaster!

Sarri’s napoli were spanking all attacking fun.
Not sure how he’d translate to over here, but Napoli were fun to watch...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=E7a10_n8BW0

His stats before arriving at Napoli were below average/average and he hasn't ever won anything... Might be OK for you lot or the Kopites but he won't last long at Chelsea without results...

Country pub in Gloucestershire seething with plastic scouse pain. Such fun!

https://twitter.com/LorisKarius/status/998244074015641604?s=19

Twitter gold.

His stats before arriving at Napoli were below average/average and he hasn't ever won anything... Might be OK for you lot or the Kopites but he won't last long at Chelsea without results...

Look at the club's he managed. His Empoli side were great and besides that, anyone who can take Napoli to 91 points in a season is a serious manager.

We'll just have to wait and see, I obvs hope he's terrific and brings us continued success...

If he comes...

Chelsea are fast running through the ranks of managers who have won something, if you’re swapping them out at a rate of one every two seasons.

Soon you’ll be like those Italian clubs who get rid of a manager but are still paying his wages so cycle back to him as soon as the other managers you get in don’t work out..

Like I say, it's a rollercoaster... Lots of highs and a few not too awful lows, only time will tell... Come on the Chels!!

One thing's for sure, I'm not gonna soil my underwear/sheets at the first sniff of silverware...

That's Klopp's sixth cup final. Still to win one.

Seven?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011%E2%80%9312_DFB-Pokal

Good effort though.

Soon you’ll be like those Italian clubs who get rid of a manager but are still paying his wages so cycle back to him as soon as the other managers you get in don’t work out..

In England I believe it's referred to as the A52 Complex.