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Swimming? That's the one where you float along a river, slowly emptying an esky full of tinnies while throwing a tennis ball to a dog, yeah?
In my case, it's where I get into a body of water, thrash my arms and legs around very vigorously, nearly drown, and then get out a couple of feet from where I started, trying to cough up all the water I've breathed in. No dogs involved.
Swimming? That's the one where you float along a river, slowly emptying an esky full of tinnies while throwing a tennis ball to a dog, yeah?