No, swimming is the one where one of your mates gets so drunk that he thinks it would be funny to shoot the inner tube out from under you with his air rifle
Ah, yes, that's similar to another slightly more risky riverside activity, which is shooting a floating oxy/acetaline tank with a .303 to see how many fish you can kill in one billabong.
No, swimming is the one where one of your mates gets so drunk that he thinks it would be funny to shoot the inner tube out from under you with his air rifle