I confess...

You've never seen that error message. No normal person would notice so why should you.

@Fatberg, were you given a time period in which to produce proof of insurance? I had a similar run in a few years ago. Had bought a new van a couple of days before, was pulled over by the police as I was driving through a very fancy village in Northamptonshire at 2 in the morning looking dodgy. I had no proof of insurance or ownership on me but was given 14 days (I think) to turn up at my local police station with it.

Swapped a bottom bracket earlier, only charged £20.

Jeez(us)

Tbf, it's easier than fixing a rear puncture on a Brompton.

Yesterday, after a ride, I cleaned the gum walls on my veloflex masters with baby wipes.

Cleaning tyres, is that a thing?

They stay much cleaner without alloy braking surface gack spraying over them.

Jif cream cleaner works a treat on gumwalls.

I must confess at being a twat a 5 a side football tonight and taking things too far when not doing very well. there was no need for me to drop kick the ball at the opposition when they had just beaten us and no need for me to have up ended a very nice guy (I got the ball honest) ...there was no need for me to tell another good person to go fuck himself when saying well played after they had just taken the piss for 6mins and walked in a goal.

the team I was in was good I just played like a twat. i was angry that I was so shit and did the obvious thing acted like an idiot to other people.

cleaned my sins. I hope I am forgiven

I drafted a scooter and I’m now third on a Strava segment.

Is the confession that you only got 3rd?

Obviously.

In a moment of madness I have downloaded the Love Island app. I feel so ashamed. I actually also see myself using it over the upcoming weeks. I have urges to purchase the Love Island water bottle as a joke for Mrs BGA.

Is forgiveness possible? I fear not. That is all.

Get in the fucking sea

Agreed. I'll get my trunks.

I get very slightly but completely inexplicably annoyed every time someone lists a 'Dirty Harry' lever (including Wiggle)...

http://www.wiggle.co.uk/dia-compe-tech-99-dirty-harry-brake-levers/

It's DIRT Harry... for a DIRT BMX!

I refill my Aesop hand soap with cheap shit from the supermarket (Waitrose tho)...

I am really enjoy the agony over drivers over the new work buslane.

Because quite a few are not bothered to cycle in at all.

But it is badly done causing jams...so yeah they do have a point.

I keep seeing a Volkswagen (Golf or Polo or summat) that someone's tricked out in white with purple and gold trim and massive lairy Japanese "modding" stickers and I think it's cool as fuck.

When gardening, I use my one-year-old son's Gruffalo tools, which fit nicely in my small, dainty hands.

I do most of the cooking and I consistently ‘tweak’ portions in my favour, by which I mean I’ll make sure I get extra chicken if I’ve made curry and so on. I’m quite devious about it and suspect it’s largely due to me being an only child.

I'm not an only child but do this because I'm a fatty and selfish prick.

I do it because I'm a growing boy.

wouldn't it be more likely if you grew up with lots of siblings with whom you had to compete for the tastiest foods? or you just mean you never learnt to share

The latter. In fact I’m not too comfortable you lot muscling in on my confession, yeah?