• Nah, I don't actually give a shit. I have loads of arguments with shit head drivers but mostly pleasant interactions with other cyclists. 'Pleasant' can also be me crushing them like last night's red light jumpin' racer lad who got beaten by a certain fat lump on his fat-tyred, mudguarded touring bike. #notrackstands #smoked #carbonneutralised

  • I tried to chase a chain gang yesterday on the Brompton. I did catch up with them. Very satisfying. Same for catching people uphill on my old Dale MTB when they are on a road bike. I always lose on the flat though.

    Some wobbly cyclist nearly got taken out by them as he wobbled right by half a meter when he looked over his shoulder...poor man.

  • I had a chat with a bloke on a bike after a car coming out a side-road almost took him out.
    "Good save mate"
    "Who just drives out a junction without looking?!"
    "Glad I wasn't stopping to take details"
    etc

    We then took turns in shitting on her bonnet because all cyclists run red lights shit on bonnets.

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