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me crushing them like last night's red light jumpin' racer lad
Probably my favorite thing seeing people do this.
This morning some prick cruised past the whole queue of cyclists waiting at a light on Blackfriars Rd only to have to swerve in due to oncoming cyclists. He would have chopped my front wheel out had I not braked drastically; and then he proceeded to try and fuck off really fast when I called him out for it. I just cruised by him and commented to the effect that he actually can't cycle that fast so should get to the back with the rest of the children, which he astutely ignored. It was extra awks for him as we were both at the front of the queue at the next light hahaha.
Nah, I don't actually give a shit. I have loads of arguments with shit head drivers but mostly pleasant interactions with other cyclists. 'Pleasant' can also be me crushing them like last night's red light jumpin' racer lad who got beaten by a certain fat lump on his fat-tyred, mudguarded touring bike. #notrackstands #smoked #carbonneutralised