I hate

Ha!

I know.

Needs must. Commuting is boiling my piss this week.

Currently on the train beers. Every cloud

myHermes.

Suits.

So, so shit. Last delivery from them took 5 attempts. During 3 of which I was in the house, waiting for them to deliver.

Lateness.

Not the 'sorry I'm late there was traffic' late but persistent blatant endemic preventable lateness.

My time is as important to me as yours is to you.

Fenwicks chain lube. Absolutely shit. Olive oil would most likely be better. Luffguss recommendation for something better?

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Paraffin wax?

Edit: There is a thread about this somewhere with an article rating various types. Someone with more Google-fu/utfs than me might be able to find it

even spit might be better

How much of a toss so many people seem to give about famous people getting married.

Fuck's sake you just reminded me this was happening. I was in ignorant bliss all morning

It's cup final day, that's all that counts...

Hopefully the last one ever?

A world without sportsball or royal parasites

Joy

Rugger’s on today too, James ;)

Not to be that prick on the internet but which Fenwicks did you use? My housemate and I both use it and find it great it but you do need to apply it to a properly clean chain and then the old drop on each link, spin a bit then wipe of excess.

In which case most of the cunts should be glued to their TVs.

When asked at any point today if I was watching The "big wedding" I'd say why, who's getting married? I'd said Who's Megan Markle... Prince Harry? Do we have a Prince Harry? It left royalists foaming at the mouth while I baited them with my complete disinterest... satisfying. Gawd bless ya Ma'am types were in every coffee shop today. Their lives are so spectacularly divorced from those just keeping their heads above water I have little for royals.

Headphones;

• they don’t last longer than 6 months
  
• half decent ones are very expensive
  
• affordable ones are awful quality
  
• you can’t remove headphones from packaging without destroying the packaging, which means you can’t return them
  
• so much plastic packaging is unnecessary
  
• each brand has so many different products making it difficult to find the same good pair a second time around on short notice
  
• the type of headphones where one side of wire is longer than the other
  
• in ear headphones that don’t stay in your ear
  
• wires get tangled
  

Must be. It’s quiet as you like on the roads round here. Lovely.

There was an old geez in the corner shop this morning, buying his 4 pack of strong lager. He was telling the guy behind the counter how he had to hurry back to catch the wedding. Then as he left, gave a big grin and said ‘am I bollocks - the only queen I like is the band (then to me) am I right squire?’ To which I gave a hearty ‘too right!’. Made me smile all the way home.

Haha great stuff. I'll watch the divorce... (cynic mode engaged) ; )

Would that be the same queen that played Sun City in the apartheid era? Those cunts can fuck off and die...

Well they are certainly off to a flying start without Freddie. I was amazed Brian May Inc. continued. They had enough money to leave a music legacy, but oh no...

Their legacy of being dumb cunts is quite secure

I got really confused earlier - I thought my wife told me that everyone’s been saying Pippa Middleton looked like Ice T at the wedding.

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