I hate

Are you also one of those that straddle the central markings and physically block drivers who are following Highway Code guidance?

pretty sure this is automated spam/marketing services using the apis, I can spot them a mile off on instagram and twitter, try mentioning the word blockchain in a tweet and see how many new "CEO/Entrepreneur" twats follow you back almost immediately. likewise say the word hackney on an instagram post as see how many brands suddenly like 2 of your most recent photos or follow you.

if you check the following day they've all unfollowed you again.

The flat white fuckers
They feel the added inconvenience adds to the flavour.

I don't think so, at least I let people out and in who merge, back off if I suspect somebody wants in on the motorway, let people out of sideroad. I've no problems with turn merges etc...leave gaps at sliproads.

Just if the line is a mile long in an area with roadworks for months and somebody zooms past at 30mph to merge at the very very last moment...I get a little bit of a "queue jumping asshole" feeling...

But if no one used the second lane the one mile queue in the first lane would now be two miles.

Oh I don't expect everyone to merge at the same time, some people merge in the middle, some 3/4th of the queue, some 1/4th. Ideally, a merge looks like a "zipper" with everybody leaving one car room in front and it sorts itself out. Few look like that.

But there are a few piss takers every day that just completely go to the front while the rest all have merge way later, so we all queue for 8 minutes and 3 traffic light cycles burning out our poor clutches and they get let in. That irks me a bit. Usually beamers, taxi drivers and Audis to add fuel to my driver fire ;)

The fag paper clearance on my TT bikes front fork. Be okay if it was 700c and I had a choice of tyres, but its a 650c, and has decided that a corsa cx III at 23mm might as well be for a gravel bike. It hates the tiny raise, near the valve area. Took a file to the underneath of the brake caliper, which should do the trick, as CX's are the only tyre I can afford to feed its habit. A cheapo juniores by continental is meant to be 21mm... they lied... badly. Continental competitions at 22mm that would fit are a gopping £62 ea. Grrr... My brother has a theory that the hub is suspended by the spokes in rotation ever so slightly so hoping weighted in the morning when I pop out for a spin it'll be right. (Yep it was fine) Put it this way... for a brake caliper to be ideal for this you'd need a reach of 35mm...

Formula 1 - sport for people who don’t like sport.

Football- sport for people who don’t like sport.

ftfy - as evidenced by the fkws

People who like sport.

Bores the liver out of me. Millionaires driving around a track with commentary by millionaires. Why would I want to see that, or indeed smug Eddie? Do I actually care who wins? Nope. Bit like I don't care about the subaru at the traffic lights with stickers down the side of everything he's fitted from Halfords.

that you can crawl in of the street and get a gratis cafe @ Waitrose but my "free" daily paper (yes,the fucking guardian) now requires me to spend a tenner a day which is easily done ....daily Chianti comes in at seven so only have to spend a quid on "extras"....but its peeps flashing there card pretending to be in a hurry and legging it or fuckers who feel they should buy some crisps or whatever so they can guzzle more cafe'.......allthough I love seeing street living people mad men and blatent piss takers taking full advantage........phew.....so I dont really give a fuck about the cafe' its the paper used to be spend a fiver and if anything should be free its the bloody papers !

Now knowing it’s 90 quid for a locksmith at 7am after a twelve hour nightshift.

my nxt door neighbour spent 900£ last night for a medivac thing for her old cat that had a heart attack and died an hour later.

the "bloody nodders / fair weather cyclists" self regarding ninnies are out in force again as they are every time this year.

hate's a strong word, but for fucks sakes, does it really get up your nose that much that some people don't take your hobby as seriously as you do? we're all just trying to get somewhere.

Taking the top of a tin, and then it sticks a bit, causing you to flick tomato all over the place.

Michael McIntyre for making a career on jokes about ^

This stinking cold, had it a over a week now and feel worse each day.

Fucking small flying insects. Everywhere, right now. In my eyes, nose, ears, mouth. Just fuck off.

The Tour De Yorkshire.
Cote du Old Pool Bank?
Fuck. off.

Lol’d

'Fingerboarding'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfuAn5NKEtE

Is this a thing still?

It does appear to be, yes. I get loads of it on my instagram browse feed. Some guys are actually really really good at it. Which depresses me more than i can adequately put in to words.

Every time I show canal path users my bell they run away screaming...