Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I thought it read as male. Pokey bum wank with the bmx handlebar?

I thought it read as male.

Which male would worry about whether the bairns could get fed?

I read it as fake, but also male fake, but now I'm reading it as female real.

The kind that wants to guilt trip someone into giving them £7.50?

Very sceptical about authenticity when it’s an SMS chat rather than an app. Who uses text messages these days?

Why not just text the number and ask if it's legit?

"Hello, I am interested in buying your BMX handlebars"

female real

think the proper terminology is 'cisgender woman'

#rightonrep

(is deffo someone who identified as a woman)

cisgender

I read that as "cis" as in ' cos θ + i sin θ ' and decided that's an interesting take on explaining complex (pun intended) gender classification.

Something something real imaginary.

Scousers Carl and Steve's long weekend in Faro?

Carl and Steve pair of nutters

Old people.
Like me.
Haven't tried bmx bars though.

mushroom grips ????

More yeasty or mouldy than mushroomy I'd venture.

Can someone with meme skillz (I don't have them anymore) turn this into a 'WASTED' gif? wastedgifmaker.com isn't playing ball.

I bet you leave answerphone messages too.

Stolen from Twitter.

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I heard something t'other day about "gammon" now being a racial slur and therefore unacceptable. The irony made my face red and puffy and I couldn't stop complaining about forrins.

Getting harder to find cheap wee cassettes though, isn't it.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/may/16/yanny-or-laurel-sound-illusion-sets-off-ear-splitting-arguments

It's blue.