• Wow, glad I didn’t have to deal with something like that.

    Saw a friend come as close as is possible to being slapped in the face by a pheasant last weekend in Essex, they seem to see you in plenty of time but are then drawn to you.

    Wildlife is a nightmare.

  • Pheasants are really, really dumb.

    Ran over a baby squirrel years ago on a heavy old decathlon hybrid. It seemed unfazed. Tried to run under my wheels in exactly the same spot the very next day so perhaps suffering an existential crisis.

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