The Cat Thread

yes, lives in a church / squat in Southwark

Heavy piece of cat that lives near my place.
Always runs away at first, then comes running towards me.
If you hold your hand in a fist it strokes its head against it, if you open the hand you get bitten.
It's a stupid cat, but I like it.

Play with them until they get bored, then work.

Problem is I can never beat the princess' wake up time, so I was still sleeping when the paw prints attack happened...

Can fluffy monster ever look bad?

I'm now £1300 worse off and I've got less of a cat to show for it. I now have a "Manx" cat.

They are a pair of kittens, they are either being kittens or asleep.

Haha tough shit then. Enjoy it whilst they’re small

I love them, they can be amaing and fucking annoying. Boy cat now likes to sit on top of the fridge. Making it harder for him to get up there is like challenging him....

How did these two balls of fluff

Become these two chair stealing gits

Nah, not really. She takes a fair bit of grooming (which she loves) and everything, and I mean everything, we have is covered in floof but it’s worth it all.

Neighbours' Bengal broke his tail last year. Now has a non-balance improving 3 inch stub.

Same boat, now I work from home 90% of the time the cats are far more interested in me, let's sit on the desktop, let's sit on the laptop, lets jump on the desk, lets cry because I'm a bloody cat, lets iriate the hell of he hooomoon

Her tail was big and bushy and her crowning glory. Now she has a two inch stump.

Worst pet ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM5YBO5CF_0

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Your master showing you who is in charge?

Yep.

Tonic actually using something we bought for the cats...

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It is your owners way of showing others you are owned.

Still makes me smile when I see fluff on others.

I have two feet and a cat asleep on each foot. Moving a foot, means growling and hissing. Think I'm stuck for a bit.

I have lovely warm feet, covered in soft tummy fur.

Skillz

Lula Balula has settled into boat life, enjoying her freedom & exploring other peoples boats. We have taken a vent off one of the doors so she can come & go as she pleases. This usually means her sitting in the porch area, bathing in the warmth.

She has become VERY territorial. Yesterday she beat up a dog that came to close to HER boat. Fortunately the dogs owner was accepting of this beating as he said his dog needed to learn, didn't even mind when she drew blood. Lula slept peacefully most of the night, other than what seemed to be her meowing in her sleep at a dog.

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