Tall poncy burgers cannot be eaten. They must be squished or worse, cut up. I can't bite into that. You can't even get all the toppings involved to balance flavours.
I ordered a burger. So bring me a burger that will hold its fucking shape when I pick it up and that doesn't eject the entirety of its contents on the first bite.
Tall poncy burgers cannot be eaten. They must be squished or worse, cut up. I can't bite into that. You can't even get all the toppings involved to balance flavours.
If I wanted a fucking steak haché with a side salad I would have fucking ordered one.
I ordered a burger. So bring me a burger that will hold its fucking shape when I pick it up and that doesn't eject the entirety of its contents on the first bite.